tumblr, make me write porn!

I have drunk a large mug of 1/3rd rum and 2/3rds green tea. I have more rum, and am in the process of drinking it without the intermediary of tea. I have had marvelous news.

There is only one thing to do now. WRITE PORNOGRAPHY.

Leave me characters and a scenario in my askbox. (Example: Jake, Dirk; mechanical assistance.) Essentially, pretend I am the kink meme, except, y’know, I reserve the right to not have any idea how to write the porn you want!

Open fandoms: Homestuck. (But any AU you want. That belongs to me or that I’ve helped think up, that is.)

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